Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Bangkok - A Con And Friendly City

Recent trip to Bangkok was an eye-opener one. I thought that Bangkok is all same to Kuala Lumpur with all the traffic jams and the kiasu people rushing on the roads, but not all the time is true. People there are patriotic, chaotic but careful. No rules on the roads, but no accidents! Maybe I was not aware, I don't know, I don't see one. Talk about food, it's wierd. There are 4 side additional "add-ons" recipes in most if not all of the food stalls / vendors in Bangkok, be it in the shopping malls or hawker-like stalls - Chilli Powder, sugar, sauce, cut chillis. I got to taste my long missed vermicellis in Bangkok.


Tom Yum... yum... Added chilli powder and sugar - the first sips made me cough! - Siam Paragon


A wierd dish. Taste abit overcooked, but popular among local people - Siam Paragon



I don't know what is it called. But they are tasty. Saw some newspaper cuttings for this stall -- Near Ari Station




Small crispy fried crab! Tastes sweet and sour


Girls in Bangkok, generally speaking, have an unofficial working uniform and permed straight hair. So common to see them dressed in white top, black skirt with a brown belt around their slimmy waist, also (sometimes) a hair band on the head to look tidy. An example:




No matter how your face looks, put some foundation powder on the face, just dress like this makes you look professional and tidy - Thereafter I named them as "chicks" - Picture caught in Siam Square shopping district



Trans - Is it a He or She? I'll call it as "it" then


Alot of chicks make their appearance in Siam Paragon, Siam Centre, MBK, Siam Square and their surrounding area because of, none other than shopping, shopping and shopping. The shopping brands and varieties are better than Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia has alot more to catch up. The cosmetics and pharmacy products (except drugs) are cheaper than in Malaysia! More choices of Loreal brands, Ponds, you named it.


Evolutionary teeth care and whitening centre! For more info, PC with a mouse is available



The new and prestigous shopping paradise - Siam Paragon


Sightseeing in Bangkok generally includes Buddhist temples, floating market and the great palace, croccy farm and the infamous Soi Cowboy Road at night. I've managed to made it to several of the places but not all. Travelling to floating market and croccy farm requires a whole day trip and the cost is deadly - I did not go.

Wat Po - situated near Chinatown and home to the sleeping Buddha and the birth of massage. I came here to try the original Thai massage from the massage school. The massage is more expensive than normal massage parlours here, I don't know why. It's hot inside room and there are no installed air conditioners. Unlike other massage parlours, charges are relatively cheaper and we have cool air and sentimental music to ease our minds. Worth a try though. Alot of people especially tourists came for massage.


Wat Po - The background looked so fake!



Wat Po - All of the miniatures are China-Buddism-based and spotted this a lil different - Why is he wearing a western hat?



Wat Po



Wat Po - A row of sitting Buddhas



The main hero - The Sleeping Buddha from toe to head. Heard that it's made out of gold by the former Siam Dynasty. I'm proud of it



The feet of the Sleeping Buddha denotes the journey of after life events that would take place




Wat Po - The Grand Sitting Buddha



The lil Buddhas on top of the sitting Buddha and the "Stuff" before it. Picture seen is the King Rama 9 in monk robe



Is it for real? I think she pray she can get prettier and long live his boyfriend heheheh


In Thai, the King is seen a more than a man of leadership - Charismatic and care for the people. Unlike Malaysia, the King actually does nothing but to award higher status to "certain people" and sits at the palace and also greets other Muslim Kings that pays a visit to Malaysia. We have huge, I mean really huge banners to salute their King in Thailand. While we were about to start a show in cinema, all people actually stood up from their seats to give way to the national anthem and the King. I was in shock then. However, I think Malaysia going to fail if this is implemented in the cinemas.


Ouh, gold plated King !



A quick look at their Kings - from Rama I to Rama ... IX? No really sure. The left 3 are the first Ramas and the guy in red is the latest Rama. In green is Rama VI. I think the boy behind Rama IX is not a king, a prince or something



The Grand Palace - Nearby to Wat Po



The Grand Palace - Stricly no sleeveless or short pant attires! However, if you still insists on going inside, rentals of proper clothes are available opposite the Grand Palace


Then, after the Grand Palace, we have planned to head to Wat Arun - another major temple accross the Chao Phraya river. So we went to the jetty nearby, and reluctantly accepted a hardcore pursuasion by a conwoman who offerred a trip along the Chao Phraya river. It costs us 1,000 Baht for a stupid sightseeing trip along the river. Moreover, another conwoman with a boat along the river conned a 8 Baht Singha beer. A message to all Bangkokgoers - Do Not Ever Sit On A Chao Phraya Tour Boat No Matter What Happens!!!!!!


Chinatown - Town of textiles and goldsmiths



What?! An elephant on the roads in Silom district


Bangkok is very well-known for its Thai Girl shows. We headed to red light district - Soi Cowboy, a wierd name for that particular place.


Soi Cowboy - A major male tourist attraction



Soi Cowboy



Soi Cowboy



Soi Cowboy



Soi Cowboy



Soi Cowboy



Soi Cowboy



Exotic delicacy in Soi Cowboy - Fried cockroaches and selected bugs



Fuhh. Looking at it makes my stomach full of butterflies


I did not go in to any of the Soi Cowboys. Instead I went to a "Ping Pong" show in Silom area, recommended by a tuk tuk driver. All the people are friendly to tourists and felt very welcomed in Bangkok. But, with all the friendliness, sometimes they take advantage of your financials. Girls spend money on shopping, while guys spend alot on entertainments.

For me, it's ok to go Bangkok for a second time.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Fantasy Football Is Here.. Now on World Cup 2006!

McDonald's/FIFA World Cup Fantasy Football is on. A league is now open. RSVP @ aakiang@hotmail.com for an invitation to join the league.

Yeah. It's football season going on. Everybody has got fever.

Monday, May 01, 2006

"T" ... The Evolutionary Drink! For Men Only

I wondered how I got this. Nevermind of where, how, and whom I got this from, it does not matter much though. Appended below is a "Man's Need For More Power" evolutionary drink advertisement posted in a local ebay kind of site. If you can understand Malay language, it is your advantage, coz translation may not be 100% correct for the testimonials below.

And the content of the auction goes like this:

A break through sexual enhancer, which gives you the power to quickly and easily overcome your sexual frustration.

T extract drink a very strong blood flow stimulator which forces blood to the chamber of your penis during arousal .Over an extended period of time usually 120 days , the continuous forcing of extra blood into this chamber slowly expend them causing your penis to staying power ,pleasure & stamina.

Safe and extremely effective, T extract drink will give men increased number of ejaculatory contraction for longer lasting orgasms. Stronger , deeper contractions from that are much fuller from start to finish allowing for significantly for more instance orgasms , an increase in ejaculate for longer , stronger , faster ejaculate recovery and able for 2nd , 3rd and even 4th games.

What will you feel with T Extract Drink ?
Superb sex drive
Harder & powerful errection
Better performance & endurance
Increase depth & intensity of orgasms
Increase stamina , testrone & staying power

Individual who are presently using consume T Juice Extract report that they satisfy their partner more often , enjoy better orgasms , stiffer errections & feel so manly. For those man that looking for natural herbal without prescription vitality product look no further.
Our product are guaranteed to increase libido, enhance your sexual pleasure safely and suitable for man & woman [WHAT? Man and WOMAN? okay... If both drink, there is possibility of a soil erosion or maybe earthquake then. That's what one of the testimonial is saying.]

Testimonials

"T kau POWER GILER SIM.. termasuk hari ni dah 7 kali mandi wajib,nampak gaya beraya dlm bilik aja le, member dtg rumah ckp TAK ADA "
Translation: Your T is CRAZILY POWERFUL.. Inclusive of today, it has been 7 times "compulsory bath", seen spectacular only in the bedroom, when good friends came for a visit, said NOBODY AROUND"

"Memang betul cakap ko bro...power giler....satu malam tak tidor..dia kata LUAR BIASA...apa lagi aku pulun sampai pagi la...skg dia puas & aku pun suka...tiap-tiap bulan tolong reserve 1 karton...reserve jangan tak reserve.. aku mesti ambik punya
Translation: You are absolutely right bro.. crazy power.. one night did not sleep.. she said OUTSTANDING!.. what else, I did it til dusk.. now she's satisfied and I love it too.. Every month please reserve one carton.. reserve, do not, not reserve.. I surely will take it

Bro..
Fantastic !!!!!!!!!! I love it...U are correct.... All night long...he..he..he
Negaraku tanah tumpah..aduh dr semalam dah benda ni dok nyanyi...sempoi...
Translation: Bro.. [Singing the national anthem] My country, land/soil erosion.. Ouch, it has been singing since yesterday...


memang power la T ko...memang naik gila sex drive aku...pastu, tool aku, jgn citer la..sentuh sikit jer, dah melawan.... :-D
Translation: Really powerful this T... my sex drive has increased mad.. and then, my "tool", don't need to mention.. when contacted, already "fighting" :-D

Dah seminggu menderita brg lemah, tapi hari ini ajaib T terbukti Berkesan
Translation: It has been a week in despair of weak thing, but today the magical T has proven to be effective


Saya Hj K. Komen saya T amat meransang,Dlm umur ^& tahun fungsi lelaki saya kembali aktif
Translation: I'm Haji K. My comment is that T is very stimulating. At the age of ^& [This requires keyboard knowledge to understand], my function as a man has returned to be active

T punya pukulan , Isteri saya dah mengandung dah
Translation: T's effectiveness, my wife is pregnant!

Well, congratulations to the men. You guys have finally found the way of ultimate happiness and satisfaction of life out of it. However, happiness and joy can be expressed in a more 'gentlemen' or professional way. It is published not as means to lough or made fun out of these, but it is better to control the language and way of expressing the satisfaction, should any of my readers encounter the moment like these men did.

How a man's sex drive is so important to any individual male in this world! The impact of losing it, or gaining from it after losing, are both extraordinary.... Even for me, it is no exception.

For those whom required the product, do not hesitate to contact me. I am not a distributor, but I know 'where' to get it.