Thursday, May 26, 2005

Liverpools Hero, Milans Zero

2005 Champions League Final was an unexpected excitement in footie history. Liverpool, being trashed 3-0 in the first half of the game, got revived and resilient in the second half to bounce back to a 3-3 draw, thanks to a penalty as well. It's nothing but a story of a team that did not give up but also resuscitate to kick its opponent's ass.

After extra time without any goals, Liverpool won on the penalties. Viva Liverpool!


It's more joy than just a normal goal-lead-win

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Chunted Chicks...

Every year, biggest events related to pretty and intelligent girls have all the people's attention, regardless of gender. Donald Trump already has a bright idea on this. Don't you know that he's the main partnership of Miss Universe L.P., LLLP., the organization that runs Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA each year. Yoda of Star Wars says: Itchy and successful entrepreneur at the same time, he is.

Miss Teen USA 2004, Miss Louisiana, Miss Shelley Catherine Hennig. Guess how old is she.. she is not reaching 20 years of age! 17 years old with that face? hmm... OOo La La!

Ms. Teen USA 2004 - Ms. Louisiana, 17


Ms. Universe 2004 - Ms. Australia, 20


Ms. USA 2005 - Ms. North Carolina, ??


Ms. Malaysia 2004! *This is not young! Lil bit of wrinkle is showing* hehe

It's alright if you have a little bit of wrinkle. That shows you're mature. But the point is that Miss World or Miss Universe is some kind of events for the elderly citizens - People in the range of Donald Trump's, old enough to enjoy great beauties. I hated Trump, and I also admire him. He's a b*s****....

For more hot teens (not porn!), surf here.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Initial D - On The Roads - For The First Time

It started since 1995 :

- over 1 billion hooked on this comic book;
- 39 episodes of manga and anime produced;
- 23 novels;
- 1 animated movie; and
- 1 PS2 game.

In 2005, one reality..


Initial D; in which D stands for "drifting"

To be released 23rd June 2005. Starring Jay Chow, Edison Chen, Jordan Chan, Chapman To, Shawn Yue and Anthony Wong. Language - classified Cantonese (what does Jay speak then?). Trailer click here.

So the cinemas will expect a higher revenue in June then. The general releases in June 2005 are:

2 June
The Interpreter (Nicole Kidman)
Sin City (Bruce Willis)

9 June
The Final Cut (Robin Williams)
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)

16 June
Batman Begins (You know...)

23 June
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Best selling novel in UK)
Initial D (what can I say)

29 June
War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise)

Monday, May 09, 2005

Ha Ha Ha.. =oD

Light up your day with these stories:

Two small children were lying in the hospital beds next to each other. The first child leaned over to find out the reason the other child was admitted for.

"Tonsils," replied the boy, "but I'm a lil nervous".

"Don't worry," consoled the other squirt, "I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice cream!"

Suitably reassured, the question was returned,"So why are you in for?"

"Circumcision", said the boy.

"Whoa, good luck buddy!" frowns the imp, "I had that done when I was born - couldn't walk for a year!!"

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Has your girlfriend or boyfriend or wife or hubby put on a little wight recently? Why not encourage him/her to walk three miles in the morning, and then another three miles again in the evening? By the end of the week, she/he would be gone for 42 miles away!

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One Saturday night, a pot smoker checked into a hotel. When he woke up with the worst hangover of his life, he immediately called down to the concierge for a bottle of whiskey and the Sunday paper. After six hours, a bell-hop arrived with the man's order.

"It took you long enough!" the lush remarked. "It must be impossible to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday."

"The liquor was not a problem sir," the bell-hop replied, "But, it's a bitch finding the Sunday paper on Tuesday."

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Mr. Jon and his secretary are on an international flight in first class. As they're nodding off for the night, the secretary, who has long had crush on her boss, says in her best seductive voice, "I'm a little cold. Can I get under your blanket?"

Reading her signals clearly, the boss says, "How would you like to be Mrs. Jon for a while?"

"I'd love it!" the secretary replies, jumping at the chance.

"Great," Mr. Jon replies, "Then get your own damn blanket."


Picked & adapted from FHM Malaysian Edition, May 2005