Ha Ha Ha.. =oD

Light up your day with these stories:

Two small children were lying in the hospital beds next to each other. The first child leaned over to find out the reason the other child was admitted for.

"Tonsils," replied the boy, "but I'm a lil nervous".

"Don't worry," consoled the other squirt, "I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice cream!"

Suitably reassured, the question was returned,"So why are you in for?"

"Circumcision", said the boy.

"Whoa, good luck buddy!" frowns the imp, "I had that done when I was born - couldn't walk for a year!!"

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Has your girlfriend or boyfriend or wife or hubby put on a little wight recently? Why not encourage him/her to walk three miles in the morning, and then another three miles again in the evening? By the end of the week, she/he would be gone for 42 miles away!

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One Saturday night, a pot smoker checked into a hotel. When he woke up with the worst hangover of his life, he immediately called down to the concierge for a bottle of whiskey and the Sunday paper. After six hours, a bell-hop arrived with the man's order.

"It took you long enough!" the lush remarked. "It must be impossible to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday."

"The liquor was not a problem sir," the bell-hop replied, "But, it's a bitch finding the Sunday paper on Tuesday."

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Mr. Jon and his secretary are on an international flight in first class. As they're nodding off for the night, the secretary, who has long had crush on her boss, says in her best seductive voice, "I'm a little cold. Can I get under your blanket?"

Reading her signals clearly, the boss says, "How would you like to be Mrs. Jon for a while?"

"I'd love it!" the secretary replies, jumping at the chance.

"Great," Mr. Jon replies, "Then get your own damn blanket."


Picked & adapted from FHM Malaysian Edition, May 2005