Signs of men changed. lol

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

LOL


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When Mori met Obama

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori, "when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'
Now, you should say 'Me too'.
Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who are you?' (Instead of 'How are you?')

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha..'

So then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room...

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The One Nite Stand

A joke about a man who went for one night stand:

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management..

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Original Soundtrack + Score Soundtrack

Artist: Various artists

Album: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Original Soundtrack

Date of release: 20th June 2009

Language: English

Playtime: 51:59 minutes

My rating: 4/5
My review: Soundtrack sung by various popular artists like Linkin Park, Greenday, Nickelback, All-American Reject, Hoobastank and Staind. All are rockband songs. No slow and sentimental composure in this album except Never Say Never by The Fray. Blast your speakers away! The last track is a theme song in a rockband version, but I personally don't think is that nice. Others are awesome.

Favourite tracks:

1) New Divide - Linkin Park (blast it!)

2) 21 Guns - Green Day

3) Let It Go - Cavo

4) Never Say Never - The Fray

5) Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback

6) Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman

7) Real World - The All-American Rejects

8) Don't Think I Love - Hoobastank

9) This Is It - Staind

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Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen tracklist:

[CD] 01. New Divide - Linkin Park / 02. 21 Guns - Green Day / 03. Let It Go - Cavo / 04. Capital M-E - Taking Back Sunday / 05. Never Say Never - The Fray / 06. Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback / 07. Burning Down The House - The Used / 08. Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman / 09. Real World - The All-American Rejects / 10. Don't Think I Love - Hoobastank / 11. This Is It - Staind / 12. Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold / 13. Transformers Theme - Cheap Trick

Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen SCORE tracklist:

[CD] 01. Prime (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 02. Einstein's Wrong (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 03. Nest [Contains Instrumental Excerpt From "New Divide" Written And Performed By Linkin Park] (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 04. The Shard (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky 05. The Fallen (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 06. Infinite White (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 07. Heed Our Warning (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 08. The Fallen's Arrival (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 09. Tomb Of The Primes (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 10. Forest Battle (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 11. Precious Cargo (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 12. Matrix Of Leadership (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 13. I Claim Your Sun (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 14. I Rise, You Fall (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky

Steve Jablonsky is the theme music composer for the movie. He also composed songs for various video/PC games, TV shows, and movies like the Desperate Housewives, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Steamboy, The Island, D-War, Command and Conquer 3, Metal Gear Solid 2, Sims 3 as well as opening themes for WWE's Wrestlemania.




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Newly wed wife..

A new Indian wife joke:

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed at the
husband's home in a traditional manner.


As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for
welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here
does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child ?" asked the patriarch of the family.

"What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on
washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account.
Those who used to clean
up the house should continue to do so.
As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!"

Bali Thai Restaurant

Been to this eating place recently with my frens, thought that the food there only so-so, perhaps why not giving a second try. So went there again and tried different dishes. Noticed that this place is operated by Thais, as seeing them wearing the patriotic yellow shirts with the royal logo on it as seen in Bangkok on Thai's King birthday.

Environment is something like Unique Seafood and Pantai Seafood with storeys of aquarium showing off their fresh seafood (still swimming).






Had a table at the side of the compound, covered by automatic shade - which rolls out electronically when needed. It was rained after not long though and I felt so insecured of this auto-shade as the steel bars supporting it is not convincingly strong enough to hold on strong wind in a storm.. Nothing has yet to happen though =)

Although I wasn't that hungree, still proceed to order 4 dishes.





First came the Mixed Seafood TomYam Soup and the orange juice. TomYam is fine - spicy and sour enough, but the prawns aren't too good. The prawns are either overcooked or not fresh.












Ah.. BBQ (grilled) cockles =) it's rather dry inside as compared to the normal pan fried and boiling. Served with my favourite chilli, not bad and worth it. 2 person couldn't able to finish it.





BBQed Lamb (1 piece). This isn't not bad either! The same cockles chilli provided, but I'd prefer to have it "neat" and original.


Also ordered for Salted Fish Kailan vege. Nothing special for this though..






In summary:

Mixed Seafood TomYam Soup - MYR22.00
BBQed cockles - MYR7.50 (one standard basket)
BBQed Lamb - MYR8.50 (one piece only)
Salted Fish Kailan vege - MYR9.50 (small)
Orange juice - MYR5.00 (standard one size only - price's a killer!)
Rice - MYR3.00
Total - MYR55.50


No service and govt taxes. The waitresses and waiters speak Mandarin and food is served fast and overall service is rated as ..good!

Check it out @
Restaurant Bali Thai (just at the traffic light junction of Jln Kuchai Lama)
Lot 9616, Ground Floor,
Jalan Kuchai Lama,
Off Jalan Klang Lama,
58200 Kuala Lumpur.


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Marilyn Manson - The High End of Low

Artist: Marilyn Manson
Album: The High End of Low
Date of release: 26th May 2009
Language: English (Rock)
My rating: 4/5

My review: The 7th studio album is finally out! Twiggy Ramirez, bassist and songwriter during the band's golden age, reunited with the group and rejuvenates with new songs, bringing back the golden years of Antichrist Superstar through Holywood era. This put an end to the Tim Skold tunes and this album got better than the previous!


Fav tracks:

1) Devour
2) Leave a Scar
3) Four Rusted Horses
4) Blank and White
5) Running to the Edge of the World
6) Wight Spider
7) Into the Fire
8) Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon
9) Unkillable Monster

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01. Devour 02. Pretty as A ($) 03. Leave a Scar 04. Four Rusted Horses 05. Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon 06. Blank and White 07. Running to the Edge of the World 08. I Want to Kill You Like They Do in the Movies 09. Wow 10. Wight Spider 11. Unkillable Monster 12. We're from America 13. I Have to Look Up Just to See Hell 14. Into the Fire 15. 15

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呂建忠 Tank - 第三回合 (full album)!

Artist: 呂建忠 Tank

Album: 第三回合 (The 3rd Round)
Date of release: 29th May 2009
Language: Chinese (Mandarin)
My rating: 4/5 Good



My review: Taiwan singer cum song-writer has finally released (earlier than expected) the third album since the previous 2 albums in 2007 and 2006. This 3rd album new song called "If I Become a Memory" is written after the death of his sister and his recent heart operation. The tune of his songs mirrors his previous albums, although the lyrics talks about life and how unpredictable it is. If you liked his previous songs, you would definately give thumbs up for this one. The first track you can hear him rap!

Favourite songs:
1) 全世界都停电
2) 如果我变成回忆
3) 生还者
4) 阿門
5) 會長大的幸福
6) 再做一個夢



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[CD] 01. 繃帶俱樂部 02. 生還者 03. 全世界都停電 04. 阿門 05. 真心話太冒險 06. 如果我變成回憶 07. 會長大的幸福 08. 陽光美眉 09. 再做一個夢 10. 是誰
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Never Argue with a Woman

A joke about gender argument that might light up your day XD

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,'
she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not
fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.