Newly wed wife..

A new Indian wife joke:

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed at the
husband's home in a traditional manner.


As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for
welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here
does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child ?" asked the patriarch of the family.

"What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on
washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account.
Those who used to clean
up the house should continue to do so.
As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!"