Lawyer vs Auditor

I've read this about a blonde and a man from the US, but the role changed to professionals in this version, adapted locally. The blonde supposed to be tired and rolled over and the man supposed to be inviting the blonde to play his game, and the moral of the story is do not look down on blonde's intelligence. Anyway, it doesn't matter much. Enjoy.

An auditor and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from
Kuala Lumpur to Kota Kinabalu. The lawyer asks if the Auditor would like to play
a fun game?

The Auditor, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me
$5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the Auditor's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this
torment unless he plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth tothe moon?"

The Auditor doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay", says the lawyer, "your turn." He asks the lawyer,

"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Auditor, and hands $500.00. The Auditor says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the Auditor and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Auditor reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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