Evolutionary Cockroach Killer

Jif - $4.99; Travel to supermarket - $6.00; Felt excited to terminate cockroaches with Jif - PRICESLESS! There is something money just can't buy

Uh. I have been very successful in becoming a pest control in my house. Nothing can beat cockroach in 5 Seconds (5 Seconds?) than this concentrated Jif (liquid) - "made to solve really tough cleaning problems without harsh scratching. Use in the kitchen and bathroom and on surfaces like chromed appliances and white goods."

Available in all hypermarkets to sundry shops, this concentrated liquid works better than a conventional aerosol sprays. Target the cockroach from the top of its body, flow out just some dips of the concentrated liquid, and splash water to the enemy so that the concentrated liquid absorbs quickly just as to "clean" it up. Count to 5 and voila! It's deader than dead.

Guaranteed 5 Seconds effect especially the enemy is standing still in a sink, mug or inside the toilet roll - enemy targeting is much easier.

Other not so effective weapons - Clorox Bleach, Persil Laundry Powder, Dynamo Laundry Detergent, Vim Cleaner, etc.

Aidilfitri Invitation in Zaimi's place 19th Nov 2004

After we gave Zaim a tie for his birthday present, he decided to organize a Hari Raya invitation to his house in .. near Sentul, Kuala Lumpur. We found out that he's actually has a big condo unit with Batu Caves view, bunch of watches and plants - in which we concluded that he is a rich man earning good salary in Horwath KL Tax Sdn Bhd as an Administrative Director, I supposed. What is missing in his house is really ... a chick! ;o)



Happy Happy Raya!



Urghh.. Zaim has got my dreeaam car - Mitsubishi Evo


Zaim's Bunch of Ferraris



Zaim's Ex-colleagues - Husband and Wife

Happy Birthday to Ch'ng Hwa Bee aka BB; Wa Bei on 19th November 2004

Just like Sabrina, you can talk to her from nutrition to tax - from tax to insurance - from insurance to karaokes - from karaokes to chinese songs - Whatever your topic is - she's got it! I've known her for 7 months ++. Seeing her 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. This chick is not only pretty, she even often praises herself pretty! She's open-minded but not too proud. Guess she deserves this birthday wish for her 27th year since her arrival to Earth! Geaaappy Buurfday!


I noticed that she likes to stand beside Katrina

How to Survive in Heart Attacks - Alone

I got this from e-mail forwards, and I hope it would reach better to everyone if this is posted as an article or a notice in the world wide web.

Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're driving home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, and frustrated. Suddendly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing conscious. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let - up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Voila! I have no idea if it really works - I hope I will not use it. If someone may have tried this methodology of self-saving, please do not hesitate to inform me. Thank you.

Fitness Session @ Celebrity Fitness

Venue: Skybridge, 2nd Floor, 1 Utama Shopping Centre (New phase)
Cost : RM0 (7-Day trial xs)

I haven't been to some fitness centres to really pump up my body, but this is an experience that would hardly vanish from my memory. It's actually inside the shopping complex, similar to Sweat Club in Mid Valley Shopping Centre. But this fitness centre is not anything like the Mid Valley's. In respect of the space it occupied - 27,000 square feet - average. We're not big fat bumps gonna require a wide space to exercise anyway. About the equipments, it's more than average, user-friendlier than average, I should say (as a consumer). 96 Cardio machines (for light running and training) and 74 Strength machines (for body and muscle trimming) - I get to put my hands on most of the machines without a queue.

This centre is currently running 140 aerobic, pilates and yoga classes per week. My sister eventually informed there was a program called MTV Style coming soon after we reached the centre, and I hesitated of joining her then. All these while I thought that these programs are actually as bored as jogging alone in the park (tried once and it's done!). She insisted that it's going to be fun, as the name already speak for themselves. I was like - "OK then, let's see what it has got". As we reached the centre we headed to the average sized studio and there was already a pumping program running, which I saw some "chun chicks" (pretty girls) and "hot dogs" (*) - pumping (not each other, but with their own weights, on their own mats, on the floor, with the trainer at the center stage) - then wow, a good first impression. ;o)

Then after that my sis and I joined another group for MTV Style - in which I initially thought the trainer will dance like the pop singers like Britney Spears or Ricky Martin and we follow. Eventually it turned out like we were dancing some kind of modern dance that incorporates Latino with Modern-pop and warm-up-styles, which I found it very hilarious but I was controlling myself not to lough out loud. It was in fact a one whole dance that they tought us phase by phase gradually, and the process of learning it made it so funny - more to the sense of enjoying. Anyway, the trainers was an Australian and an American (I supposed) so I don't think loughing out loud is a good idea of expressing oneself at the moment. But the good thing is - the steps are still clear on my head - Bravo to the trainers.

Compared to Sweat Club or Fitness First, I would suggest RM140 per month with no upfront fees may be worth for the pay (as a consumer) to stay "chun" and "hot" - I mean young and fit. Visit the Celebrity Fitness official site.


* "Hot dogs" was actually a new term to address pretty boys or hot guys - thanks to Sabrina Sim

Look @ those..

Pictures below showing the basic interaction between the Martian-Venusian. The temptations and lusts shown on the faces tend to be very captivating. Kids, do not try it at home.



MmmMmmMm...



whooahh....



Angel sent from above!!

George W. Bush Was Wired?

Dr. Robert M. Nelson, a respected NASA scientist that spent his off-hours analyzing a video of the president with Adobe Photoshop (a software that deals with computer graphic images). Seemed like Bush was attached with some sort of remote device during the first debate with Senator John Kerry.



Physicist confirmed the president's bulge was definately not wrinkled clothing

However, President Bush tried to laugh off the bulge quoted:

"I don't know what that is," he said on "Good Morning America" on Wednesday Oct. 29 2004, referring to the infamous protrusion beneath his jacket during the presidential debates. "I'm embarrassed to say it's a poorly tailored shirt."

* (+o+) His comments caused me in a total cloudy situation

Interesting Lyrics...

I found this song on the Yahoo! Music Videos couple of days ago. I think the lyrics are amazing:

Artist: Lazyboy
Title: Underwear goes inside the pants

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what’s not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural. But we got pills for that. We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we’re putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?” Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is - People running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now - It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What’s going to happen to our porno industry? These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk daddies missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think? They’re not masterminds. “OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. Obesity! They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I’ll sit at a drive thru. I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents!

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take over the world of computers! You'll see. I’ll show them.”

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys to get a job like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date. I’m predicting some problems during the interview process. I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.