Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Evolutionary Cockroach Killer


Jif - $4.99; Travel to supermarket - $6.00; Felt excited to terminate cockroaches with Jif - PRICESLESS! There is something money just can't buy

Uh. I have been very successful in becoming a pest control in my house. Nothing can beat cockroach in 5 Seconds (5 Seconds?) than this concentrated Jif (liquid) - "made to solve really tough cleaning problems without harsh scratching. Use in the kitchen and bathroom and on surfaces like chromed appliances and white goods."

Available in all hypermarkets to sundry shops, this concentrated liquid works better than a conventional aerosol sprays. Target the cockroach from the top of its body, flow out just some dips of the concentrated liquid, and splash water to the enemy so that the concentrated liquid absorbs quickly just as to "clean" it up. Count to 5 and voila! It's deader than dead.

Guaranteed 5 Seconds effect especially the enemy is standing still in a sink, mug or inside the toilet roll - enemy targeting is much easier.

Other not so effective weapons - Clorox Bleach, Persil Laundry Powder, Dynamo Laundry Detergent, Vim Cleaner, etc.

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