Are you a "Professional"?

Got this circulating around within "professional" colleagues. If you're one of the "professionals" , it's interesting to read on. How true it is, how applicable it is, your judgment.

A professional mistake
Your alarm rings, signalling another brand new day. You get up, looking forward for another new day of challenge, another new day to learn. After washing up, you put on your office outfit, giving you that professional look, one that you believe many out there envy. Breakfast follows (perhaps), and you head off to your office.

You're one of the earliest to arrive, ahead of all your superior and when they come in later, they greet you and you feel all charged up for another productive day. Plenty to do and learn and hence, you are prepared to stay back late to do all that is necessary.

If you're currently doing a degree in finance, accounting or law, the above is probably what you've been waiting for all these years. You work your ass off (well... most of you) in university because it's your dream to join one of those big glamorous firms out there in the market. Lawyers and accountants are the usual suspects for this curse.

Once graduated, all of them will run like headless chicken towards those big firms. If you're an accounting student... you want to be an auditor in one of the Big-4 right?

Well, if you do make it, it's like a dream come true. In such firms, you get a personal computer, maybe a notebook (wow!). All your stationeries are free, and it's also the first time you step into a 'pantry', where you can make your own coffee, just like those nice offices in TVB series.

Next, you get an exclusive e-mail, the domain after your name is not the ordinary "@gmail.com" or "@hotmail.com" or "@yahoo.com"... No, it's not, it's "your-name@a-big-and-glamorous-firm.com". You can't wait to tell that to your friend.Then comes the feeling of giving a business card with your name on it, and it's not any other business card, it's one with your name on it, it's one that signifies you're an employee with a-big-and-glamorous-firm. And... the word below your name is not a lowly "accounts executive"... the word below your name is exclusive... the word below your name is... "Associate". And when your friend gives you the

"Wow, you're an associate with this firm?"... you get into instant orgasm.

3 or 6 months into your job, you will then be experiencing the euphoria of saying... I-am-very-busy... I-have-a-lot-work... I-worked-till-very-late-last-night... I-can't-make-it-for-the-gathering-cos-I-have-to-work-this-weekend. Yeah, it's an euphoria because to you, it's a privilege to be busy, it's very cool to work late, you're very proud to work in during weekends. When you utter such words, a sense of arrogance and pride radiates from you.

You feel great because working so hard means you learnt a lot of things, those not in the professional industry somehow looks lowly to you. You feel big, you feel you're a level smarter than them .Reality will tend to sink in within 2 years or so, though the duration seems to be getting shorter and shorter now with the younger generation.

First, you will probably ask yourself, how come a graduate like you must do all sorts of donkey jobs such as photocopying, checking invoices, going through pile and pile of documents and filing. You will also be wondering how come your superior whom you once looked up to have to suck up to clients. Oh yeah... mostly all clients are unreasonable.If you're an accountant, you will probably realise that there is no such thing called a 'balance' sheet. It's balanced because you did the balancing act so that your big boss can sign on it and certify it as 'true and fair'. Yeah... signing on accounts, the job that you once dreamed of... isn't exactly all a bed of roses.

You then realise that you will probably never reach that "just-need-to-sign-only stage" but hey... it's ok, you probably hate that job by now. When you tell your client something, chances are you are just as blur and confuse as them. But you have to act as though you're an expert because you're the con-sul-tant. This is just a glimpse of it.Now, all the late nights and irregular meals will probably caused you to age 8 years in 2 years.

Those I-am-very-busy... I-have-a-lot-work... I-worked-till-very-late-last-night... I-can't-make-it-for-the-gathering-cos-I-have-to-work-this-weekend will take its toll on your body and it will show.

You will probably look very skinny... or very far... you will certainly look old and worn out. Working late and spending weekends in the office is no longer a cool thing but absolute stupidity. But hey... you will still have to do it, because there's still much work to be done.

By now, all your friends who ended up as salesmen or doing other thing except being a professional, those whom you felt superior to are driving anything but a proton. But for you, it's time to think whether you should buy a proton cause your perodua is beginning to give you problem. Of course, if your father is well-connected fella, things can be different. But if you're not, tough luck. You'll be wondering how come you're generally under-paid.

Those exposure and learning curve that you once craved are no longer relevant. You want to make more money. But unless you're a partner of the glamorous firm, money can be a lil tough to come by.At this point of time, probably after 3, 4 or 5 years, you finally realised that document you signed when you first joined the glamorous firm was nothing but lies.

Then, you decide to ply your trade in the commercial world, you leave those glamorous firm. You think joining a commercial firm will bring about a good change, not knowing that such move means you switched from being a 'profit centre' to a 'cost centre'. One of the main effect of the switch is that you will be working doubly hard compared to the profit centre, which probably includes a lot of late nights too... but your salary and bonus is much lower compared to profit centre. What does this mean... a story for another time.

One thing for sure... your morning will now be something like...Your alarm rings, signalling another day... another weekday. You get up, after snoozing the alarm a million and one times. You hope today is Friday, but it's not, and you feel like shit. You think of a million and one reasons to take MC, but you realised you have to go to office because you failed to finish the report due today though you stayed till 10pm last night.

You tell yourself you need to change job, just like how you have been telling yourself in the last 1 year. Once in office, you're in a dilemma cause you want time to go slower so that you can finish your work but yet, you want time to go faster so that you can leave the office and go for lunch.

During lunch, you will bitch with your colleagues about work and probably the bosses. You will all talk about so many people who seem to be doing so well except for you. You realised you should have done something else while in university.

You realised you may have made a mistake in life...

a mistake in being a professional...

you have made... a professional mistake.

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Escaped Lion

Recent news of a wild lion escaped from the local zoo. Seen wandering around industrial area in Malacca.

There he is..

but wait..

SheeeeaT!




Lesson learnt. Don't judge a lion by its fur. LoL!


Source of news unknown.

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Gynae's funeral

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynaecologist"...

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No offense Gals.. but it's true about the points

Hav a good laugh.
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:


SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)



SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)

Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)



HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)



A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)



ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)



COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)


.......
Now what chance do you have??? LMAO!

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Mentally ill patient vs truck driver

A story of a truck driver who is more stupid than a mentally ill patient.

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a Mental Health Centre.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no
wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

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The Joe and John Boat Story

They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it.

Well, here's a good boat story:

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-starters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unknown to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.
She was always holding water.
She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time.
I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway..
The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.

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Lawyer vs Auditor

I've read this about a blonde and a man from the US, but the role changed to professionals in this version, adapted locally. The blonde supposed to be tired and rolled over and the man supposed to be inviting the blonde to play his game, and the moral of the story is do not look down on blonde's intelligence. Anyway, it doesn't matter much. Enjoy.

An auditor and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from
Kuala Lumpur to Kota Kinabalu. The lawyer asks if the Auditor would like to play
a fun game?

The Auditor, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me
$5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the Auditor's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this
torment unless he plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth tothe moon?"

The Auditor doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay", says the lawyer, "your turn." He asks the lawyer,

"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the Auditor, and hands $500.00. The Auditor says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the Auditor and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Auditor reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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Signs of men changed. lol

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

LOL


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When Mori met Obama

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori, "when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'
Now, you should say 'Me too'.
Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who are you?' (Instead of 'How are you?')

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha..'

So then Mori replied 'Me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room...

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The One Nite Stand

A joke about a man who went for one night stand:

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management..

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

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Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Original Soundtrack + Score Soundtrack

Artist: Various artists

Album: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Original Soundtrack

Date of release: 20th June 2009

Language: English

Playtime: 51:59 minutes

My rating: 4/5
My review: Soundtrack sung by various popular artists like Linkin Park, Greenday, Nickelback, All-American Reject, Hoobastank and Staind. All are rockband songs. No slow and sentimental composure in this album except Never Say Never by The Fray. Blast your speakers away! The last track is a theme song in a rockband version, but I personally don't think is that nice. Others are awesome.

Favourite tracks:

1) New Divide - Linkin Park (blast it!)

2) 21 Guns - Green Day

3) Let It Go - Cavo

4) Never Say Never - The Fray

5) Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback

6) Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman

7) Real World - The All-American Rejects

8) Don't Think I Love - Hoobastank

9) This Is It - Staind

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Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen tracklist:

[CD] 01. New Divide - Linkin Park / 02. 21 Guns - Green Day / 03. Let It Go - Cavo / 04. Capital M-E - Taking Back Sunday / 05. Never Say Never - The Fray / 06. Burn It To The Ground - Nickelback / 07. Burning Down The House - The Used / 08. Not Meant To Be - Theory Of A Deadman / 09. Real World - The All-American Rejects / 10. Don't Think I Love - Hoobastank / 11. This Is It - Staind / 12. Almost Easy - Avenged Sevenfold / 13. Transformers Theme - Cheap Trick

Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen SCORE tracklist:

[CD] 01. Prime (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 02. Einstein's Wrong (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 03. Nest [Contains Instrumental Excerpt From "New Divide" Written And Performed By Linkin Park] (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 04. The Shard (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky 05. The Fallen (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 06. Infinite White (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 07. Heed Our Warning (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 08. The Fallen's Arrival (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 09. Tomb Of The Primes (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 10. Forest Battle (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 11. Precious Cargo (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 12. Matrix Of Leadership (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 13. I Claim Your Sun (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky / 14. I Rise, You Fall (Album Version) - Steve Jablonsky

Steve Jablonsky is the theme music composer for the movie. He also composed songs for various video/PC games, TV shows, and movies like the Desperate Housewives, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Steamboy, The Island, D-War, Command and Conquer 3, Metal Gear Solid 2, Sims 3 as well as opening themes for WWE's Wrestlemania.




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Newly wed wife..

A new Indian wife joke:

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today) was being welcomed at the
husband's home in a traditional manner.


As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I thank you for
welcoming me in my new home and family", she said "Firstly, my being here
does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."

"What do you mean my child ?" asked the patriarch of the family.

"What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on
washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account.
Those who used to clean
up the house should continue to do so.
As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!"

Bali Thai Restaurant

Been to this eating place recently with my frens, thought that the food there only so-so, perhaps why not giving a second try. So went there again and tried different dishes. Noticed that this place is operated by Thais, as seeing them wearing the patriotic yellow shirts with the royal logo on it as seen in Bangkok on Thai's King birthday.

Environment is something like Unique Seafood and Pantai Seafood with storeys of aquarium showing off their fresh seafood (still swimming).






Had a table at the side of the compound, covered by automatic shade - which rolls out electronically when needed. It was rained after not long though and I felt so insecured of this auto-shade as the steel bars supporting it is not convincingly strong enough to hold on strong wind in a storm.. Nothing has yet to happen though =)

Although I wasn't that hungree, still proceed to order 4 dishes.





First came the Mixed Seafood TomYam Soup and the orange juice. TomYam is fine - spicy and sour enough, but the prawns aren't too good. The prawns are either overcooked or not fresh.












Ah.. BBQ (grilled) cockles =) it's rather dry inside as compared to the normal pan fried and boiling. Served with my favourite chilli, not bad and worth it. 2 person couldn't able to finish it.





BBQed Lamb (1 piece). This isn't not bad either! The same cockles chilli provided, but I'd prefer to have it "neat" and original.


Also ordered for Salted Fish Kailan vege. Nothing special for this though..






In summary:

Mixed Seafood TomYam Soup - MYR22.00
BBQed cockles - MYR7.50 (one standard basket)
BBQed Lamb - MYR8.50 (one piece only)
Salted Fish Kailan vege - MYR9.50 (small)
Orange juice - MYR5.00 (standard one size only - price's a killer!)
Rice - MYR3.00
Total - MYR55.50


No service and govt taxes. The waitresses and waiters speak Mandarin and food is served fast and overall service is rated as ..good!

Check it out @
Restaurant Bali Thai (just at the traffic light junction of Jln Kuchai Lama)
Lot 9616, Ground Floor,
Jalan Kuchai Lama,
Off Jalan Klang Lama,
58200 Kuala Lumpur.


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Marilyn Manson - The High End of Low

Artist: Marilyn Manson
Album: The High End of Low
Date of release: 26th May 2009
Language: English (Rock)
My rating: 4/5

My review: The 7th studio album is finally out! Twiggy Ramirez, bassist and songwriter during the band's golden age, reunited with the group and rejuvenates with new songs, bringing back the golden years of Antichrist Superstar through Holywood era. This put an end to the Tim Skold tunes and this album got better than the previous!


Fav tracks:

1) Devour
2) Leave a Scar
3) Four Rusted Horses
4) Blank and White
5) Running to the Edge of the World
6) Wight Spider
7) Into the Fire
8) Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon
9) Unkillable Monster

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呂建忠 Tank - 第三回合 (full album)!

Artist: 呂建忠 Tank

Album: 第三回合 (The 3rd Round)
Date of release: 29th May 2009
Language: Chinese (Mandarin)
My rating: 4/5 Good



My review: Taiwan singer cum song-writer has finally released (earlier than expected) the third album since the previous 2 albums in 2007 and 2006. This 3rd album new song called "If I Become a Memory" is written after the death of his sister and his recent heart operation. The tune of his songs mirrors his previous albums, although the lyrics talks about life and how unpredictable it is. If you liked his previous songs, you would definately give thumbs up for this one. The first track you can hear him rap!

Favourite songs:
1) 全世界都停电
2) 如果我变成回忆
3) 生还者
4) 阿門
5) 會長大的幸福
6) 再做一個夢



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[CD] 01. 繃帶俱樂部 02. 生還者 03. 全世界都停電 04. 阿門 05. 真心話太冒險 06. 如果我變成回憶 07. 會長大的幸福 08. 陽光美眉 09. 再做一個夢 10. 是誰
[DVD] 01. Tank【第三回合】封面拍攝 02. 生還者MV幕後花絮 03. 生還者MV- MV話題持續延燒，特別收錄一刀不剪完整版 04. 鬥牛要不要MV-絕無僅有的MV賽事 看Tank與SBL明星球員的精彩鬥牛


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Never Argue with a Woman

A joke about gender argument that might light up your day XD

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,'
she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not
fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

Greenday - 21st Century Breakdown

Artist: Greenday
Album: 21st Century Breakdown (US version)
Date of release: 15th May 2009
Language: English
My rating: 4/5

My review: 18 tracks album! Worth buy and listen. Long awaited album is finally out after such long years. Songs basically similar to their previous albums - explicit lyrics, make your head banging with their drum and guitar!

Fav songs:

1) 21st Century Breakdown
2) Know Your Enemy
3) Before the Lobotomy
4) Last of the American Girls
5) Restless Heart Syndrome
6) Horseshoes And Hand Grenades
7) The Static Age
8) 21 Guns
9) See The Light

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[CD] 01. Song Of The Century Act I: Heroes and Cons: 02. 21st Century Breakdown 03. Know Your Enemy 04. Viva La Gloria 05. Before The Lobotomy 06. Christian's Inferno 07. Last Night On Earth Act II: Charlatans and Saints: 08. East Jesus Nowhere 09. Peacemaker 10. Last Of The American Girls 11. Murder City 12. Viva La Gloria (Little Girl) 13. Restless Heart Syndrome Act III: Horseshoes and Handgrenades: 14. Horseshoes And Hand Grenades 15. The Static Age 16. 21 Guns 17. American Eulogy 18. See The Light


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呂建忠 Tank - 第三回合 (sneak preview)

Artist: 呂建忠 Tank

Album: 第三回合 (The 3rd Round)

Date of release: 5th June 2009

Language: Chinese (Mandarin)

My rating: 4/5 Good

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Tracklist:

1) 全世界都停电

2) 如果我变成回忆

3) 生还者

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Kenji Wu 吳克群 - 把心拉近 (sneak preview)

Artist: 吳克群 Kenji Wu
Album: 把心拉近 (Pull the Hearts Closer)
Date of release: 19th May 2009
Language: Chinese (Mandarin)
My rating: 4/5 Good

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Snatch thief at Damansara Heights

Another real case of handbag snatching at Damansara Heights housing area on 8th May 2009, around Shell and ESSO gas station off Jalan Semantan.

It involved one stupid heroic snatch thief and few employees that worked at Damansara Heights. The snatch thief died in the end! Things happened that day when two girls were walking to take their cars parked at the housing area. I don't blame them for doing so. This is a free world right! We can park anywhere that is appropriate other than the car park.

While they were walking, of all sudden a guy (hereafter referred to as "prick") in a motorcycle snatched one of the girl's handbag and she fell on the road. Attempt to recognise the bike registration number failed as the prick took it off the bike.

Few passersby at the gas station tried to help by throwing helmets and stones to stop that prick, but of no use.

Thankfully a colleague of the girl was around the scene and took a chase with a car to the housing area, further off the main road. The prick took the road to the housing area which was the dead end and when he turned back he hit the car and was badly injured.

The handbag was retrieved and an ambulance was called. That prick was in a coma when he was being fetched to the hospital. O_o

The next day came and the police called up the girl, telling her that that prick has gone to heaven, and whatever damages can no longer be raised against him.

Sad ending for the bad guy, and the good guys, because no charges can be lodged against. I wonder perhaps the police being bribed in some way by the bad guy's side to cover the story and put it to end. There is a possibility in this sense......... the some government authorities like the police just can't be trusted.

Malaysia is not safe, can't exercise full freedom.

Eason Chan 陳奕迅 - H3M

Artist: Eason Chan 陳奕迅
Album: H3M
Date of release: 23rd March 2009
Language: Chinese (Cantonese)

My rating: 4/5 Good

My review: Better than the previous Mandarin album. This guy just can't "stack" with Mandarin.






Fav songs in this album:
Track 2. 還有什么可以送給你 / What Else Can I Give You
Track 3. 於心有愧 / Guilty Conscience
Track 4. 今天只做一件事 / Only Do One Thing Today
Track 6. 七百年后 / 700 Years Later
Track 8. 太陽照常升起 / The Sun Also Rises
Track 9. 不來也不去 / Did not Come nor Go
Track 10. 沙龍 / Salon

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Contents:
[CD] 01. Allegro, Opus 3.3 a.m. 02. 還有什麼可以送給你 03. 於心有愧 04. 今天只做一件事 05. 一個旅人 06. 七百年後 07. Life Goes On 08. 太陽照常升起 09. 不來也不去 10. 沙龍

[DVD] MOOV Live 2009 Eason 01. Allegro Opus 3.3 a.m. 02. 還有什麼可以送給你 03. 於心有愧 04. 今天只做一件事 05. 一個旅人 06. 七百年後 07. Life Goes On 08. 太陽照常升起 09. 不來也不去 10. 沙龍 11. A Closer Look – 心機之作 12. A Closer Look – 大碟概念 13. A Closer Look – 製作背後 14. A Closer Look – 沙龍有感 Music Videos 15. Allegro Opus 3.3 a.m. 16. 於心有愧 17. 七百年後


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Contents:
[CD] 01. Allegro, Opus 3.3 a.m. 02. 還有什麼可以送給你 03. 於心有愧 04. 今天只做一件事 05. 一個旅人 06. 七百年後 07. Life Goes On 08. 太陽照常升起 09. 不來也不去 10. 沙龍 DVD MOOV Live 2009 Eason 01. Allegro Opus 3.3 a.m. 02. 還有什麼可以送給你 03. 於心有愧 04. 今天只做一件事 05. 一個旅人 06. 七百年後 07. Life Goes On 08. 太陽照常升起 09. 不來也不去 10. 沙龍 11. A Closer Look – 心機之作 12. A Closer Look – 大碟概念 13. A Closer Look – 製作背後 14. A Closer Look – 沙龍有感 Music Videos 15. Allegro Opus 3.3 a.m. 16. 於心有愧 17. 七百年後 Solidays - 新曲+精選 (2CD + Karaoke DVD) 陳奕迅陪你初戀... <粵語殘片> 陳奕迅陪你分手... <富士山下> 陳奕迅陪你杯葛所有人... <浮誇> 陳奕迅，生命中每個重要時刻都不可以沒有 ─ 陳奕迅 陳奕迅加盟新藝寶4年，好歌不斷 粵語25首精選+2首新曲 第一主打<歌．頌>，接力新歌<後台> 及從未收錄版本-Crying In The Party (Big Band Version) 只是近黃昏 (=夕陽無限好)
[DVD]-收錄15首Karaoke 超強作品 超值珍藏-特別加錄:去年十大中文金曲頒發傳媒大獎給陳奕迅時， 演繹的天皇級Medley(獨自去偷歡 / 狂野之城 / 這個冬天不太冷 / 我的親愛 / 無心睡眠 / 愛情陷阱)的Live版本! Disc 1 01. 歌．頌 02. 阿牛 03. 浮誇 04. 葡萄成熟時 05. 聽聽 06. 人神鬥 07. 低調 08. 最佳損友 09. 暴殄天物 10. 落花流水 11. 想聽 12. 天下太平 - 陳奕迅 & 張學友 13. 裙下之臣 14. 不如不見 Disc 2 01. 黑擇明 02. 天公地道 03. 富士山下 04. 粵語殘片 05. 月球上的人 06. 親近 07. 熱島小夜曲 08. 演唱會 09. 變色龍 10. 時代巨輪 11. Crying In The Party [Big Band Version] 12. 只是近黃昏 13. 後台 DVD - Karaoke/MV 01. 夕陽無限好 (DVD) 02. 阿牛 (DVD) 03. 葡萄成熟時 (DVD) 04. 浮誇 (DVD) 05. 不良嗜好 (DVD) 06. 人車誌 (DVD) 07. 最佳損友 (DVD) 08. 落花流水 (DVD) 09. 裙下之臣 (DVD) 10. 白玫瑰 (DVD) 11. 富士山下 (DVD) 12. 心深傷透 (DVD) 13. Crying In The Party (DVD) 14. 演唱會 (DVD) 15. 時代巨輪 (DVD) 16. 十大中文金曲 - 傳媒大獎 Medley: 獨自去偷歡 / 狂野之城 / 這個冬天不太冷 / 我的親愛 / 無心睡眠 / 愛情陷阱 [Live] (DVD)

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Pregnant ladies vs snatch thieves

2 cases of snatch thefts involving 2 pregnant women reported in the news today. The pregnant Malay ladies aged 34 from Kota Bharu and the other aged 31 from Johor were snatched of their handbags while they were riding on their motorcycles.

The Kota Bahru lady got her handbag slung around her neck while the Johor lady had her handbag twirled around the rearview mirror for a tighter hold, which was advised by their friend to do so since the previous snatch incident, yes, another incident. The sudden snatch made them fell off their bikes instantly and one hit the pavement while the other got knocked by a passing vehicle. Can't imagine how brutal it was. Four lives died on the scene.

Moral of the story: Don't slung a handbag around the neck, don't tie it on the body of the bike, but put inside the compartment below the seat or the front basket with clothing covered.

Malaysia is not safe. Take care of yourself!

Full story of Johor pregnant lady case here and the Kota Bahru case here.

Why don't we have a war with Mat Rempits. I believe they're the culprits behind these inhuman acts. May their newborn child has no arse. Then I will thank God!

Momotalo

Recently been to a barbeque hut. I don really want to BBq, but knowing that it's not done by any one of us, so just wanna have a feel of what it was like. Name of Momotalo is kinda wierd though anyway.

First comes appetizers - cucumber, kimchi and veges.

The 'famous' lamb. The waiter said this is popular!

The 'famous' lamb

Pregnant fish


Ah.. the mini steamboat in Miso soup + special sauce

and the best thing is.. it's not you who is doing the cooking.

Ordered:

1) The 'famous' lamb - RM30 =o="
2) The mini steamboat RM35
3) Pregnant fish RM13
4) Pork RM18
5) Jap rice

Damage altogether = RM128.80 (15% tax) ><" Environment is fine at Sri Hartamas. Staff is highly fashioned with yellow company branded shirts. There's a chick too. =) All in all:
Try: Worth
Go back there: Yes
Pricey: Yup!

After dinner complimentary: Green bean dessert and Wrigley's chewing gum XD

When making payment of the bill, noticed our pork turned to "deer". Dunno why. The halal issue I supposed?

You can find them here:

Desa Sri Hartamas (same row with RHB Bank)
20, Jalan 24/70A Desa Sri Hartamas,
50480 Kuala Lumpur
Telephone: +603 23002080

Tropicana
Jalan Club Tropicana, Tropicana Golf and Country Resort,
47410 Petaling Jaya
Telephone: +603 78048888

The Squeezer will squeeze everything that U've got

The Squeeze?


The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet"

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.

Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The man replied "I work for the Inland Revenue."

Malaysia is dangerous: Torchlights (Stun Gun) Beware (to all drivers)

The latest weapon used by thiefs in Malaysia.


This is from the victim's witness caution message to the people:

I just thought to let know what my doctor told me recently. I don't think she was lying and neither am I, so please tell this to your friends.

Her clinic is in SS2 and you know how congested that place is. One morning a few months ago in broad daylight, a girl was getting into her car when a few men approached her with what looked like a torchlight. Quite harmless looking.

They pressed the "torchlight" into her back and immediately she went limp and very pale. So she wouldn't be able to fight back, they slashed her thigh with a parang and sped away in her car. There were many people around and they quickly took her to the nearest clinic which was my doctor's clinic. There were two doctors at that time and they managed to stitch up her wound but the girl remained pulse-less and still pale as paper. No pulse, no BP (blood pressure)!

My doctors were confused as to how one wound on the thigh made the girl almost like dead? They managed to revive her and save her life. After some checking around, the doctors found out what actually happened was that the girl was made unconscious not by a torchlight but actually a high voltage weapon. I forgot how many watts she mentioned. 1000? Anyway, it was high enough to kill a person by electrocution.

It seems this weapon is from China . It's not rampant yet in Malaysia, but legally sold in Thailand currently, but with this thing, a person can rob, rape, kill, kidnap, and practically do anything to you. My doctor said that if the girl weren't taken to the clinic immediately she would have died because there was no pulse on her.

So please just beware of your surroundings, if anybody is lurking around with a torchlight-thingy and approaches you, just scream or run away. Better to be embarrassed than ZAPPED and fried, right? Take care.

This is how the so called torch look like. 3 pieces of 9V battery used can stun you up :

Malaysia is not a safe country, although no reported wars going on.