Our Chinese community is having a leap to another year ahead - Sun Sun Lei Lei (Smoothly). To all of the people who speaks chinese, whose blood is a chinese, who is in love with a chinese, living with the People's Repubic of China, who studies chinese tradition, history and calendar, you name it - Happy Chinese Nu Year! May the year of Rooster serve your pocket and bank account good ya! Chinese is always more advantage than the western you know why. The Chinese God of Prosperity will be with you giving its people luck and prosper throughout the year while the western's Santa Clause, gives its people gift only once every year. Alrite, at least we know both of them never exist.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Monday, February 07, 2005
Marine Fish Project
I have been developing a marine fish project about two weeks ago - a hobby I waited for the moment since I got back from Australia early 2003. Remembering that time I was just scouting for a nicest aquarium for the fish to live and for us to see. Unfortunately most of the aquariums sold were in traditional cubicle-shaped, in which I have no interest to look at. I was looking for a roundy-not-so-rectangular aquarium, but they all cost more than a hundred Ringgit Malaysia (RM).
This aquarium is a semi-glass made that cost RM59 (US$15) , most popular water filter RM30 (US$8), sand RM5 (US$1), lights RM10 (US$3), bacterial generator solution RM10 (US$3), marine salt RM5 (US$1), 3 fish RM20 (US$5), rocks and sea shells FOC from Damai Laut beach and the satisfaction of looking at the fish swimming in your room, Priceless!

Let me introduce. From left: Senior Nemo, Junior Nemo and Limited Edition Fish
People told me that putting fish and aquarium in the room might attract bad feng shui, and I wondered why. I seldom believed a believe without a reason. So I just put my aquarium inside my room and guess what, it has changed my life from "worst" to "worse" and now, it's turning to "bad". I have no idea whatsoever about the feng shui. Guess feng shui is not applicable to the entire walks of life though. What I gained from putting an aquarium inside the room is that I can see the fish swimming around, fall sleepy and hence end my day with a sweet scenery in my head - not thinking about work pressures, money woes and relationship tensions, etc.. I always enjoy a good night sleep because I guess, a good night sleep determines your dream as well. Anyway if there's anything real bad to happen to me, I'll update you guys here alright.
This aquarium is a semi-glass made that cost RM59 (US$15) , most popular water filter RM30 (US$8), sand RM5 (US$1), lights RM10 (US$3), bacterial generator solution RM10 (US$3), marine salt RM5 (US$1), 3 fish RM20 (US$5), rocks and sea shells FOC from Damai Laut beach and the satisfaction of looking at the fish swimming in your room, Priceless!

Let me introduce. From left: Senior Nemo, Junior Nemo and Limited Edition Fish
People told me that putting fish and aquarium in the room might attract bad feng shui, and I wondered why. I seldom believed a believe without a reason. So I just put my aquarium inside my room and guess what, it has changed my life from "worst" to "worse" and now, it's turning to "bad". I have no idea whatsoever about the feng shui. Guess feng shui is not applicable to the entire walks of life though. What I gained from putting an aquarium inside the room is that I can see the fish swimming around, fall sleepy and hence end my day with a sweet scenery in my head - not thinking about work pressures, money woes and relationship tensions, etc.. I always enjoy a good night sleep because I guess, a good night sleep determines your dream as well. Anyway if there's anything real bad to happen to me, I'll update you guys here alright.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Sow Gung Chow @ Kim Court Restaurant 31 Jan
In conjunction with the Lunar New Year of the Rooster (2nd anniversary of my zodiac) coming by, we have already celebrating our chinese tradition - "Sow Gung Chow" (end of work dinner) to mark the ending of stress at work to celebrate the chinese new year. By right, by the name itself, this dinner should be held on the 29th and 30th of the chinese calendar before the new year, so that fellow colleagues can gather to "Lou Sung" (chinese dish that mixed with prosperity ingredients) so as to mark the end of the year and motivate ourselves for a better year ahead in business and welfare. But, in modern days, because everyone was so busy and some of them are returning to their hometowns on different days, this dinner was held 9 days earlier than usual. Even the planning was a month ago!
Alrite, the venue was relatively perfect. It's at Jalan 14/22, Section 14 Petaling Jaya, Selangor - Near Asia Jaya and Metrojaya - Not difficult to locate though. The dishes served was fantastic. Had tasty chesse mussels as one of the four seasons dish, followed by sharks fin soup, then the viet-style duck popiah, lemon fish.. exhilarating, exquisite! Everyone was controlling their sliver from dripping off when the dishes arrived on the table. =o))

the bloux - thanks to chuan maw for the wines and beers

the chix who made apperance
After the dinner, we head to everyone's favourite coffee house (especially chuan maw) - The Coffee Bean - found out it closes at 11.45 PM. So we headed to another coffee house - Starbucks. Y, a guy, has been dating S for quite some time as he always be seen together and Y always been waiting for S everyday for lunch outside her office block. Their relationship is what a normal people may think doubtfully suspicious but they have proven to us that they are just meant for one another. We wished to acquire confirmation from them and we asked:
We: (Looking at Y) Do you love S?
Y: Yes, I love her.
We: (Looking at S) Do you love Y?
S: Yes, I like him.
We: Have you commenced operations?
S: (Silent. Looking at Y)
Y: (Silent. Looking at S)
We: Already commenced?
S: (Silent. Looking at Y)
Y: (Silent. Looking at S)
S: (Smiled)
Y: (Smiled)
S: Then is Katrina's mom coming?
We: (Knowing she was trying to change topic and we answered politely) Yes, we're going to fetch her home too.
We: (Trying to bring the topic back) Since when?
S: (Hesitated. Looking at Y. Smiled and answered) Couple of monthss....
We: (Trying to act specific) Couple of months means two months .. Alrite.. Several means 3..
We: Wah Not bad at all Y! You are simply the best!
We: When did you guys commenced? When we had BBQ that time somewhere in November?
S: Yeah, that's why he did not go for the S.H.E concert.
We: (Knowing that Y is a hardcore fan of S.H.E) wooooo... (wink wink)
After 12.20 midnite, after a nice dinner, wine and chats - we called it a day! (iin fact we were being chased off by Starbucks staff #*$%&X@)
Alrite, the venue was relatively perfect. It's at Jalan 14/22, Section 14 Petaling Jaya, Selangor - Near Asia Jaya and Metrojaya - Not difficult to locate though. The dishes served was fantastic. Had tasty chesse mussels as one of the four seasons dish, followed by sharks fin soup, then the viet-style duck popiah, lemon fish.. exhilarating, exquisite! Everyone was controlling their sliver from dripping off when the dishes arrived on the table. =o))

the bloux - thanks to chuan maw for the wines and beers

the chix who made apperance
After the dinner, we head to everyone's favourite coffee house (especially chuan maw) - The Coffee Bean - found out it closes at 11.45 PM. So we headed to another coffee house - Starbucks. Y, a guy, has been dating S for quite some time as he always be seen together and Y always been waiting for S everyday for lunch outside her office block. Their relationship is what a normal people may think doubtfully suspicious but they have proven to us that they are just meant for one another. We wished to acquire confirmation from them and we asked:
We: (Looking at Y) Do you love S?
Y: Yes, I love her.
We: (Looking at S) Do you love Y?
S: Yes, I like him.
We: Have you commenced operations?
S: (Silent. Looking at Y)
Y: (Silent. Looking at S)
We: Already commenced?
S: (Silent. Looking at Y)
Y: (Silent. Looking at S)
S: (Smiled)
Y: (Smiled)
S: Then is Katrina's mom coming?
We: (Knowing she was trying to change topic and we answered politely) Yes, we're going to fetch her home too.
We: (Trying to bring the topic back) Since when?
S: (Hesitated. Looking at Y. Smiled and answered) Couple of monthss....
We: (Trying to act specific) Couple of months means two months .. Alrite.. Several means 3..
We: Wah Not bad at all Y! You are simply the best!
We: When did you guys commenced? When we had BBQ that time somewhere in November?
S: Yeah, that's why he did not go for the S.H.E concert.
We: (Knowing that Y is a hardcore fan of S.H.E) wooooo... (wink wink)
After 12.20 midnite, after a nice dinner, wine and chats - we called it a day! (iin fact we were being chased off by Starbucks staff #*$%&X@)
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
When I was a kid, I was stupified...
I was stupified by the fact that Bata (M) Sdn Bhd is a dumb local shoe manufacturer on its own. Even the name sounds like a stone in malay! Even when I was younger, my dad himself would tell me myths that Bata is a Malaysian shoe company which can hardly work locally, but in Singapore is. Somebody did tell me that. Till then, I was stupified.
Bata was actually founded by Mr. Tomas Bata and two of his older siblings in the former country Czechoslovakia in the year 1894. Later one of his siblings was obliged to serve his country for World War 1 and another sister was married. Even before the establishment of Bata, the immediate family itself already making shoes for the people in a small scale for three centuries. Mr. Tomas then glorified Bata and today, Bata has operations up to 68 different countries, with over 4,700 company-owned retail stores spanning almost every continent, and over 100,000 independent retailers and franchisees distributing Bata shoes.

Bata - Venice
What made Bata so successful for so many centuries? For some who are still ignorant, Bata is still a dumb Batu-Bata shoe manufacturer. The secret of Bata is total customer satisfaction, and each country's operation is tailor-made to suit its own country's accent. Is that a reason enough to keep anyone blurred for so many years of ignorance that Bata is a local shoe company? I would rate this company the best company of disguise ever. Multi-national companies are now having the trend to suit their operations to the country's wants and needs - HSBC for example - the world's local bank. But, I still know it's an international bank finding its fortune in our soil. But for Bata, it's exceptionally original.
Bata first established its shoe factory in 1941, in Klang. Bata reported 10,000,000 pairs of shoes sold in the financial year ended December 2004, earning RM208 million in revenues. From its own market research, Bata has captured 22% of the market share - in which is beyond my comprehension. In every 100 people, 22 of them is/was wearing Bata shoes?
Bata has done alot of market research in Malaysia and found that most of the people demands flexible, durable and of its best quality at an affordable price - that's very true in every Malaysian's mind. On its own R&D, Bata also acquired a revolutionary Acquastatic shoes - where you will no longer be electrocuted by static shocks after wearing these shoes.
Amazing... +=
Bata was actually founded by Mr. Tomas Bata and two of his older siblings in the former country Czechoslovakia in the year 1894. Later one of his siblings was obliged to serve his country for World War 1 and another sister was married. Even before the establishment of Bata, the immediate family itself already making shoes for the people in a small scale for three centuries. Mr. Tomas then glorified Bata and today, Bata has operations up to 68 different countries, with over 4,700 company-owned retail stores spanning almost every continent, and over 100,000 independent retailers and franchisees distributing Bata shoes.

Bata - Venice
What made Bata so successful for so many centuries? For some who are still ignorant, Bata is still a dumb Batu-Bata shoe manufacturer. The secret of Bata is total customer satisfaction, and each country's operation is tailor-made to suit its own country's accent. Is that a reason enough to keep anyone blurred for so many years of ignorance that Bata is a local shoe company? I would rate this company the best company of disguise ever. Multi-national companies are now having the trend to suit their operations to the country's wants and needs - HSBC for example - the world's local bank. But, I still know it's an international bank finding its fortune in our soil. But for Bata, it's exceptionally original.
Bata first established its shoe factory in 1941, in Klang. Bata reported 10,000,000 pairs of shoes sold in the financial year ended December 2004, earning RM208 million in revenues. From its own market research, Bata has captured 22% of the market share - in which is beyond my comprehension. In every 100 people, 22 of them is/was wearing Bata shoes?
Bata has done alot of market research in Malaysia and found that most of the people demands flexible, durable and of its best quality at an affordable price - that's very true in every Malaysian's mind. On its own R&D, Bata also acquired a revolutionary Acquastatic shoes - where you will no longer be electrocuted by static shocks after wearing these shoes.
Amazing... +=
Time to Relaxzz
Uhh.. Ever wonder how does it feels like when you are working under intense peak period everyday and night? The best thing is that you do not know when will this peak period ends after a week of already-going-through a peak period, unconsciously. I was trained from a realtively shy freak to become a super thick skin selling machine. It was not horrible, you just think that you already acquired the ability and skin is thick enough to pick up any guys and girls anywhere in the world. Cut it out. Time to relaxz here.
After all days of hard work, you may wish to forget everything for at least two days and enjoy the sensation of the beach and get back your actual life of its origin. For that case, Damai Laut's Swiss Garden Resort and Spa has its superiority and luxury - that's what I describe it. If you are not the kind of interested in crowded beach and resort holidays, this is the right place. Even if there's nobody else to talk to there, you can always find monkeys and other friendly wildlife such a deers as soul-companions. Hehe.
On the way there took us approx 300KM or about 4 hours plus of normal decent driving attitude. The small roads that leads to Lumut was rather long - we got conned by the internet map provided by Swiss Garden. I never believed in long distance and property developer generated maps, but there were no better choices. Along the way of beautiful scenes, you can feel that you are doing something that you already knowing that you are being cheated, but you still do it until the process of being cheated ends. How awkward it was. Nevermind, the point of going there was not to get angry, but the opposite of it.

Along the way.. Somewhere after passing through Perak border

waHLann.. this picture most captivaating

this is the pool, romantically..but, too much mosquitos
A nice beach.. at least above passing mark though

Damai Laut apartments

Damai Laut Hotels
The apartments are good for a family holiday, where you can cook and enjoy the garden eg. play football, hockey, badminton, you name it. In the hotels, the only food you can cook is maggi cup noodle. There ain't no grounds for football except the beach, but the beach is very small. But, authentic and western restaurants, the beach, spa, canoe, snorkelling and everything else are in the hotels area itself. In the restaurants, I was in hunger and looking for the cheapest chicken rice ever, RM13.00 excluding service and sales taxes. This is the best deal you can get there. Nevermind. Next time, I'ma gather my food and cook my dishes in the apartments. This would save alot for canoe, snorkelling, banana boating, etc. The fridge is provided anyway, even in the hotels.
A luxurious cozzzy resort where one can relax and play for days - but dangerous coz you may forget the tense and jams in the urban city as the place is extremely relaxing and standardized for your break free pleasure. Going back home for me did not give much of sudden change of environment coz I was already suffering from traffic jams in each R&R rest areas along the PLUS highway. =o)
After all days of hard work, you may wish to forget everything for at least two days and enjoy the sensation of the beach and get back your actual life of its origin. For that case, Damai Laut's Swiss Garden Resort and Spa has its superiority and luxury - that's what I describe it. If you are not the kind of interested in crowded beach and resort holidays, this is the right place. Even if there's nobody else to talk to there, you can always find monkeys and other friendly wildlife such a deers as soul-companions. Hehe.
On the way there took us approx 300KM or about 4 hours plus of normal decent driving attitude. The small roads that leads to Lumut was rather long - we got conned by the internet map provided by Swiss Garden. I never believed in long distance and property developer generated maps, but there were no better choices. Along the way of beautiful scenes, you can feel that you are doing something that you already knowing that you are being cheated, but you still do it until the process of being cheated ends. How awkward it was. Nevermind, the point of going there was not to get angry, but the opposite of it.

Along the way.. Somewhere after passing through Perak border

waHLann.. this picture most captivaating

this is the pool, romantically..but, too much mosquitos

A nice beach.. at least above passing mark though

Damai Laut apartments

Damai Laut Hotels
The apartments are good for a family holiday, where you can cook and enjoy the garden eg. play football, hockey, badminton, you name it. In the hotels, the only food you can cook is maggi cup noodle. There ain't no grounds for football except the beach, but the beach is very small. But, authentic and western restaurants, the beach, spa, canoe, snorkelling and everything else are in the hotels area itself. In the restaurants, I was in hunger and looking for the cheapest chicken rice ever, RM13.00 excluding service and sales taxes. This is the best deal you can get there. Nevermind. Next time, I'ma gather my food and cook my dishes in the apartments. This would save alot for canoe, snorkelling, banana boating, etc. The fridge is provided anyway, even in the hotels.
A luxurious cozzzy resort where one can relax and play for days - but dangerous coz you may forget the tense and jams in the urban city as the place is extremely relaxing and standardized for your break free pleasure. Going back home for me did not give much of sudden change of environment coz I was already suffering from traffic jams in each R&R rest areas along the PLUS highway. =o)
Monday, December 06, 2004
A Token of My Appreciation
5 days since my departure from Horwath, my life has been experiencing a complete turnover. I was not talking much during work at Horwath, but now my job is to talk 9 hours a day, averaging 5-6 days a week. Talking is living. I was trained in road shows to conduct sales. It was not easy, my first site was the Main Post Office, in which the people were mostly rushing or most of them are office boys. Anyway I managed to close 3 sales in 2 days, which in turn I had received good compliments from my colleagues and the partner. I even got the chance to "ring the bell" today because of my great performance. I am a hardcore sales representative now. To know more about my company, visit here. I believe you may be very surprised with the state-of-the-art interactive website. Anyway, my photo will only be up in the website somewhere this week.
Basically, my job is to create public awareness to the public that Standard Chartered is currently helping you to settle your outstanding balances with your current credit card, by paying them on behalf, and you will be then repay your debt by instalments to Standard Chartered. What's the good deal? So instead of paying like 18% p.a. interest for your current credit card, which will take years for you to clear the outstanding of, let's say, RM10,000, Standard Chartered is offering an incredible 5.99% p.a for repayments of over 6 months that in turn, would save you of up to 70% of your interest expenses. Saving you from forever-cannot-be-cleared debts once and for all!
I would certainly be grateful to help if you happen to have an outstanding with your current credit card. I provide the same service as Pizza Hut's special delivery, but without service and delivery charges.
The most fundamental purpose of today's post is actually to thank all of the people in Horwath that I spoke to from 12 April 2004 to 2 December 2004. I hope my sincerest thank would be welcome by you all here.
1. Mr. Poon (the Partner)
I remembered all of the valuable words from you, which in fact they are exceptionally true. A quote I trully agreed with you - "When you do things, do it with 'feel'. You need to have the 'feel' in every comps (tax computations) here Wing Keong". Do it with your heart, not for the sake of doing it.
2. Helen Cheong (Half Senior/Manager)
I have no idea what position you are holding. All my work is reviewed by you and passed straight to Yoke Lee, it is the same as other managers, and yet you tell me you're my senior. Who is my manager then? Anyway thank you for the constant understanding and listen to all of my queries. Hope you will be promoted soon and have a happy family everafter.
3. Hwa Bee
Hmm.. she has met every requirements in Horwath evaluation form. Funny, humble, rich tax knowledge, understanding, and cares for every staff's welfare and news. For more information, refer below. She has the habit of constant praising herself pretty, but now cutting down already. But beware of her voice over the phone that can kill any guys instantly. Just like the Jif killing the cockroaches.
4. Pei Geok & Rachel
Two beautiful teammates - Mr. Poon set up these two teammates to have me come to office everyday, even when I was sick. How happy I was yeah! Rachel is like one of the superheroes in the movie Incredibles - she finishes her works days and weeks before the due date! Pei Geok has a wide tax knowledge. Mr. Poon has no issues raised after reviewing her big IguanaMobile comp. Of coz, she got the compliments! Well done and keep it going full steam!
5. Ming Huei, Liza, Sim, Fennie, Yoke Lin, Yoke Lee
These are great managers and director. One of them already crowned "fabulous manager" too. Check it out. Thanks Liza for reviewing all of my English-broken letters! I've tried my best giving you no common errors, but sometimes I just really can't help it. Thanks for all of your patience and understanding with me and/or other staff.
6. Sabrina, Yvonne
Thank you very much for the Rosken and the Chinese wound healer. I also appreciate the time we had in Penang - the journey was hell full of great time and experience!
7. Bee Chin, Michelle Wong, Yap, Tze Wee
Well, you guys are the Horwath sports members. Please call me whenever you guys are going for another badminton session alrite.
8. Zaimi, John, Sunthari
Zaimi - thanks for the Raya treat!
John - Stay who you are.
Sunthari - Soondrima...... take care maa...
9. Vincent
My only companion when I need to break away from periodic tensions especially during the peak period. I believe a great future lies ahead of you. Work harder on it.
10. Alicia, Michelle Chuo, Chuan Maw, Siew Lan, Kerryn
Alicia is no bad in Mahjong and gambling. She always have the 'feel' in everything she does, such as driving, food and gambling of course.
Michelle, I believe next time you may either be a good drinker or dizzy-going drinker. Keep it up for Horwath Sports Committee.
Chuan Maw has contributed most of the pictures published here. You have done a great job for Horwath Sports Committee. Keeeeep it up!!! Glory Glory Man United!
Siew Lan, I noticed you were smiling more these days, be yourself and keep it going! It looks good on you.
11. Katrina
Knowing you from my first job in Tan Peng Sam & Co., you're everything.
For those whom I have had farewell lunch and dinner the other day, many thanks to you all!!
Basically, my job is to create public awareness to the public that Standard Chartered is currently helping you to settle your outstanding balances with your current credit card, by paying them on behalf, and you will be then repay your debt by instalments to Standard Chartered. What's the good deal? So instead of paying like 18% p.a. interest for your current credit card, which will take years for you to clear the outstanding of, let's say, RM10,000, Standard Chartered is offering an incredible 5.99% p.a for repayments of over 6 months that in turn, would save you of up to 70% of your interest expenses. Saving you from forever-cannot-be-cleared debts once and for all!
I would certainly be grateful to help if you happen to have an outstanding with your current credit card. I provide the same service as Pizza Hut's special delivery, but without service and delivery charges.
The most fundamental purpose of today's post is actually to thank all of the people in Horwath that I spoke to from 12 April 2004 to 2 December 2004. I hope my sincerest thank would be welcome by you all here.
1. Mr. Poon (the Partner)
I remembered all of the valuable words from you, which in fact they are exceptionally true. A quote I trully agreed with you - "When you do things, do it with 'feel'. You need to have the 'feel' in every comps (tax computations) here Wing Keong". Do it with your heart, not for the sake of doing it.
2. Helen Cheong (Half Senior/Manager)
I have no idea what position you are holding. All my work is reviewed by you and passed straight to Yoke Lee, it is the same as other managers, and yet you tell me you're my senior. Who is my manager then? Anyway thank you for the constant understanding and listen to all of my queries. Hope you will be promoted soon and have a happy family everafter.
3. Hwa Bee
Hmm.. she has met every requirements in Horwath evaluation form. Funny, humble, rich tax knowledge, understanding, and cares for every staff's welfare and news. For more information, refer below. She has the habit of constant praising herself pretty, but now cutting down already. But beware of her voice over the phone that can kill any guys instantly. Just like the Jif killing the cockroaches.
4. Pei Geok & Rachel
Two beautiful teammates - Mr. Poon set up these two teammates to have me come to office everyday, even when I was sick. How happy I was yeah! Rachel is like one of the superheroes in the movie Incredibles - she finishes her works days and weeks before the due date! Pei Geok has a wide tax knowledge. Mr. Poon has no issues raised after reviewing her big IguanaMobile comp. Of coz, she got the compliments! Well done and keep it going full steam!
5. Ming Huei, Liza, Sim, Fennie, Yoke Lin, Yoke Lee
These are great managers and director. One of them already crowned "fabulous manager" too. Check it out. Thanks Liza for reviewing all of my English-broken letters! I've tried my best giving you no common errors, but sometimes I just really can't help it. Thanks for all of your patience and understanding with me and/or other staff.
6. Sabrina, Yvonne
Thank you very much for the Rosken and the Chinese wound healer. I also appreciate the time we had in Penang - the journey was hell full of great time and experience!
7. Bee Chin, Michelle Wong, Yap, Tze Wee
Well, you guys are the Horwath sports members. Please call me whenever you guys are going for another badminton session alrite.
8. Zaimi, John, Sunthari
Zaimi - thanks for the Raya treat!
John - Stay who you are.
Sunthari - Soondrima...... take care maa...
9. Vincent
My only companion when I need to break away from periodic tensions especially during the peak period. I believe a great future lies ahead of you. Work harder on it.
10. Alicia, Michelle Chuo, Chuan Maw, Siew Lan, Kerryn
Alicia is no bad in Mahjong and gambling. She always have the 'feel' in everything she does, such as driving, food and gambling of course.
Michelle, I believe next time you may either be a good drinker or dizzy-going drinker. Keep it up for Horwath Sports Committee.
Chuan Maw has contributed most of the pictures published here. You have done a great job for Horwath Sports Committee. Keeeeep it up!!! Glory Glory Man United!
Siew Lan, I noticed you were smiling more these days, be yourself and keep it going! It looks good on you.
11. Katrina
Knowing you from my first job in Tan Peng Sam & Co., you're everything.
For those whom I have had farewell lunch and dinner the other day, many thanks to you all!!
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Evolutionary Cockroach Killer

Jif - $4.99; Travel to supermarket - $6.00; Felt excited to terminate cockroaches with Jif - PRICESLESS! There is something money just can't buy
Uh. I have been very successful in becoming a pest control in my house. Nothing can beat cockroach in 5 Seconds (5 Seconds?) than this concentrated Jif (liquid) - "made to solve really tough cleaning problems without harsh scratching. Use in the kitchen and bathroom and on surfaces like chromed appliances and white goods."
Available in all hypermarkets to sundry shops, this concentrated liquid works better than a conventional aerosol sprays. Target the cockroach from the top of its body, flow out just some dips of the concentrated liquid, and splash water to the enemy so that the concentrated liquid absorbs quickly just as to "clean" it up. Count to 5 and voila! It's deader than dead.
Guaranteed 5 Seconds effect especially the enemy is standing still in a sink, mug or inside the toilet roll - enemy targeting is much easier.
Other not so effective weapons - Clorox Bleach, Persil Laundry Powder, Dynamo Laundry Detergent, Vim Cleaner, etc.
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