Monday, June 27, 2005

Marvel Hero, As If He Is

In Penang, there's this guy trying to become a marvel hero like Superman, Spiderman or Batman, as if he would be able to save two girls from a group of barbarian youths teasing them. In fact he's not Lois Clark or Steve Bruce, he is Asrin Mohsin.

So imagine this guy was riding his motorcyble on a street and saw a group of motorcycle barbarians teasing two girls. Although they all might look skinny (coz most of them are), each of them have a piece of helmet, notwithstanding their two legs and two hands each. There were more than 10 barbarian youths whacked this Asrin, so all of them combined has twenty legs and twenty hands of power. POW! So the aftermath of Asrin looks:


Asrin Mohsin, 18, on life support

What is the damage?

(1) brain - stopped functioning
(2) skull - fractured
(3) cheeks - fractured
(4) neck - fractured
(5) lungs - bleeding

Basically, he has lost half of his life by trying to help those chicks. Even his father has no hope left for his future. His stupidity is at the highest of all!

Contrary to the fact of stupidity, I am honoured to pay him a great respect of high courage and his helpful act. If there's a public consensus on death sentence for the barbarians, I'll be there to vote for it. Justice shall then prevail.

A tribute to Asrin Mohsin from Penang. May the force be with you.

p.s Barbarians: please use guns and cars next time. You shall then be more civilized. I suppose by the time you barbarians possess cars and guns, the US public may have already possess lasers and flying transporters. Barbarians, you are still barbarians, and forever you will be. Go fuck yourselves.

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