Marvel Hero, As If He Is

In Penang, there's this guy trying to become a marvel hero like Superman, Spiderman or Batman, as if he would be able to save two girls from a group of barbarian youths teasing them. In fact he's not Lois Clark or Steve Bruce, he is Asrin Mohsin.

So imagine this guy was riding his motorcyble on a street and saw a group of motorcycle barbarians teasing two girls. Although they all might look skinny (coz most of them are), each of them have a piece of helmet, notwithstanding their two legs and two hands each. There were more than 10 barbarian youths whacked this Asrin, so all of them combined has twenty legs and twenty hands of power. POW! So the aftermath of Asrin looks:


Asrin Mohsin, 18, on life support

What is the damage?

(1) brain - stopped functioning
(2) skull - fractured
(3) cheeks - fractured
(4) neck - fractured
(5) lungs - bleeding

Basically, he has lost half of his life by trying to help those chicks. Even his father has no hope left for his future. His stupidity is at the highest of all!

Contrary to the fact of stupidity, I am honoured to pay him a great respect of high courage and his helpful act. If there's a public consensus on death sentence for the barbarians, I'll be there to vote for it. Justice shall then prevail.

A tribute to Asrin Mohsin from Penang. May the force be with you.

p.s Barbarians: please use guns and cars next time. You shall then be more civilized. I suppose by the time you barbarians possess cars and guns, the US public may have already possess lasers and flying transporters. Barbarians, you are still barbarians, and forever you will be. Go fuck yourselves.

Geaaappie Bbburrrrrf-daye Jin Han

Not the anniversary of Jin Han's Footie Blog, but its author's own 24th Birthday today.


Pic taken somewhere in Happy Garden, somewhere 2-4 years ago

Happy Birthday me Fren!

Myth Discovery #1 鬼佬凉茶 (Western 'Cooling' Tea)

鬼佬凉茶名字听下来可解除热汽，可是根本无D真正凉茶的作用。The Chinese thought that the the Westerner's consumption of beer is similar to the traditional culture of drinking chinese tea in the East. Whenever the western countries need to take a break off the busy work of the day, or having meals, beers are served hand in hand. That's what keeps them on the move in their everyday life, just like the Chinese drinking the Chinese "cooling" Tea.

So I was plagued by the throat infection, and I thought of drinking the Western Tea may help "cool" off my sore throat and ulcer, in fact it did the other way round instead. When I was about to heal off yesterday after 2 sessions of Chinese "cooling" herbal drinks past couple of days, the Western Tea made my sore throat worse again when I woke up in the morning. Slight fever started to catch up. So I was back to the square one, haunted by the Panadols again.

鬼佬凉茶is the traditional Western beverage that will not help any sickness, perhaps to make it worse. Drink 鬼佬凉茶 only when you are free of sickness and want to party or enjoy! Do not treat it like a real "凉茶" ("cooling tea") as the name depicts.

Evolutionary Lizards Extermination

Killing of a lizard is much more difficult than exterminating cockyroaches. Lizards exist everywhere, as long as there's human food. The main problem of lizards is that after they have consumed our foods, they'll shit everywhere - on the table, on your favourite books, on the nice painted walls, etc. and they even breed non-stop!

Yesterday I found a lizard in my kitchen's sink. I couldn't find a concentrated Jif liquid, but many other cleaners.


Unlike cockyroaches, lizards do not die in seconds after being poured some concentrated liquids

This time, I have tried out at least 8 different mediums to end this house pest.


From left: Bleach, floor cleaner, white pepper, Ridsect aerosol, glass cleaner, Savlon antiseptic liquid, Protex handwash liquid and Vim cleaner. Also not in the picture is the salt.

It seemed like the lizard is not dead after you put so many things onto its body. It even shoke it off. Eventually, it was deader than dead after 10 minutes later. I guess it swallowed one or two of my cleaners.

Therefore, when it comes to killing a reptile like the crocodile, its no use pouring so many things onto its body, because its skin is thicker and repellent of all things. Just let it drink and leave it for 10 minutes, it's done.

It's Damn Funny! But You Will Not Lough

If you did read on newspapers lately, you may have encountered an article published on Wednesday, June 1st that tickled my loughing nerves. Remember there was one article couple of months ago about a cabinet minister critisizing some other cabinet ministers to better keep their mouth shut, than to reveal their stupidity to others in cabinet meetings to discuss about the nation's current issues. Followed by the cabinet minister's critisism, his opinion was greatly opposed by other cabinet ministers, as expected. Therefore, stupid ideas are still voiced out in the cabinet's meeting (called Dewan Rakyat) every week and month then. Finally, one of it has been revealed. Excerpts of the recent newspaper article:

KUALA LUMPUR: Movie-goers may have to stand up and sing the national anthem before the start of the film as a mark of respect and appreciate the Negaraku campaign conducted by the Information Ministry.

Ministry secretary-general Datuk Seri Dr (*Censored) said cinemas were being encouraged to play the anthem after all commercials and movie trailers were shown.

“It’s not compulsory. The Government does not want to be regimental about it. But we are encouraging it and hopefully, it will be carried out willingly,” he told reporters after singing Negaraku with Bernama staff in an assembly at their office here yesterday.

Dr (*Censored) said that playing the national anthem was also encouraged at entertainment centres, before morning assemblies at kindergartens, schools and private institutions of higher learning, and “before baca doa (prayers) at Government offices with piped-in music.”

The campaign, Dr (*Censored) said, was also to evoke a sense of patriotism and sense of pride in Malaysians.

“We need to acculturate the citizens to always stand at attention and sing along proudly.

“The respect and appreciation for the national anthem is waning and the blame is on us if the future generation can’t sing Negaraku,” he added.

Imagine a situation of this:
I am here to watch Star Wars last episode. I booked the tickets, I arrive at least 45 minutes before the show. My friends did not book the ticket arrive 1 hour earlier because of the queues. Having to wait 1 hour is not a big deal to catch the show. Yeah, no doubt there are alot of advertisements before the show too. I expect the ads cost 15-20 minutes of my time. So I got in the cinema on time, waited the ads to pass for 20 minutes and voila...

Everyone seemed busy putting their things, some already stood up, lights on, holding my pop corn, my Coke left on the seat, one of my hand still holding my girlfriend. I see some yellow-haired musketeers are still sitting, some are leaning against the wall, some couples are hugging each other, few couples walking the stairways stood at their position, some stood lazily, some digging their nose, some playing the handphones, some loughs and whispering to each other, also I heard and smell somebody eating Twisties behind me, yummmm, as the sound of drums came........

Negaraku (My Country)
Tanah tumpahnya darahku (Land where my blood pours)
Rakyat hidup (People living..)
Bersatu dan maju (United and developed)
Rahmat bahgia (*I have no idea what this means)
Tuhan kurniakan (Given by God)
Raja kita (Our King)
Selamat bertakhta (Safely on His throne)

Rahmat bahgia
Tuhan kurniakan
Raja kita
Selamat bertakhta"

There goes the national anthem, as I look at a Western couple in front of me, I wonder what is in their minds the moment they see everyone is standing. I hope it will not be like this:

"What the hell is everyone doing? What are they singing? But what I know is that the drums in the music rocks!"

This is not a critism of patriotism, but as a Malaysian citizen, I do not want my own country's image to be like this kind, in the eyes of the world.

My grandma .. sigh...

Yesterday I went to University Hospital not to visit, but to admit my grandma to the emergency ward. Though the trauma and emergency commonly used for somebody who is suffering from tragic accidents, but it is o.k. to put anyone who requires a quicker attention to the emergency ward, instead of the usual outpatient section. Furthermore, the staff here will help you carry the patient to the stretcher or wheelchair into the emergency ward without charge.


Trauma & Kecemasan (Emergency)


The automatic sliding door, with further scanning range compared to normal sliding doors


The wheelchair transporter


The beds transporter

The emergency ward is guarded by security personnels. However we managed to sneaked in with some other people to peek at our grandma. It is not allowed for people to cramp inside the emergency wards because of disturbance and noise pollution.


My grandma in the emergency ward. The equipments are fascinating!

We (my parents and I) were then being chased away by the nurse and the doctor after they found us standing there, staring at my grandma being treated in tubes and wires. We waited to be fully diagnosed before sending her to her respective ward.

My grandma was not sick, but she has been throwing up like a drunk man lately. After seeing clinic doctors, she was given normal antibiotics, fever and anti-puking medicine, but still puking even in the middle of the nights. She has been puking alot more times these few days while the big butterflies and once a big grasshopper been visiting our house each nights since. It is a very very bad sign, if you believe it.

After we put her into hospital she was diagnosed with severe cardiovascular problem.


The cardio ward, joined with tubes on the nose, hands, urethra, and wires on the abdomen


The news reporter machine


The notice at the main cardio ward - Visiting hours limited from 12-2 and 5-8 p.m.

We understood that we were only permitted to entry within the 5 permitted visiting hours. We also further understood that the ward will be actually closed for all visitings at 10 p.m. We went off about 9.30 p.m. then. I was further understood that my aunt later told me she has visited my grandma at 12 midnight few hours after we left and my parents also visited my grandma in the early morning 9 o clock. There I conclude that the notice of visiting hours is as useless as tampons in the dustbins...

We wish my grandma well and recover soon....................................................................................

Chunted Chicks of the Universe!

Miss Universe - an annual programme show that attracts the equal amount of both sexes - guys eager to look at hot chicks, girls ought to know what the world's, or perhaps the universe trends in the women community that are described as... beautiful, or rather attractive to both sexes.

Throwing the previous judges' decisions, let's make our own on which of the chunted girls below supposingly deserved the 2005 Miss Universe title.

Please bear with my nasty comments. If any of them violates or offends, they are merely one of the billion "lay-man's" comments and anyone should have the freedom of say.


Aruba, 21, 6', working as an activity hostess
The prettiest black


Australia, 19, 6', sales assistant
She has a hell of a modelling look, but abit too 'giraffe'



Canada, 23, 5'11", working as school's motivational speaker
Well, she's the nearest to perfect woman in the universe...



China, 21, 5'6"
Beautiful! She never wears a bikini. But truthfully, she beats all the Asian and South East Asian like Japan or Korea. Believe it! China will win once in the very near future for sure.



Croatia, 18, 5'7"
Sexy gown, sexy lips... *yumm ..Best for perfume models



Cyprus, 22, 5'8"
Look young with a bit of spare tyre for her 'rainy days'



Denmark, 23, 5'7", working as part-time IBM salesperson
Pretty girls do sell.... a decent look with a career in mind



Germany, 24, 5'6"
Nice hair, nice curve, nice gown, nice pose, nice..boobiess.. Certainly an above average



India, 23, 5'8"
Do not underestimate Indians, she's quite sweet...



Malaysia, 23, 5'7"
A Chinese to represent a Muslim dominated country... I am in the same race and situation as she is....



Mauritius, 23, 5'6", working as a hotel representative
She looks ordinary in the sense of 'lay-man', but the best among the ordinaries



Nicaragua, 23, 5'7"
Not too bad... got the body!



Peru, 19, 5'11"
By looking at her in a swimsuit, she does not look slim. The picture was taken at some distance away from her. But, I believe she got significant good figures..



Puerto Rico, 23, 5'10"
Good skin with sexy face.. A Miss Universe look



Russia, 18, 5'10"
She is very young and sweet.. What fascinating about her is that she is currently a student studying journalism, marketing and advertising.. dynamic, book smart



United Kingdom, 26, 5'8"
She was working, but took a year out to pursue Miss Universe.. I guess she's unemployed now



Venezuela, 20, 5'9"
Great gown! It reminds me of a person wearing kind of the same piece, but bare-back to my company's annual dinner. She has the familiar face and hair that appears in some shampoo advertisements..

This year, held in the capital of Thailand, has all the Asians down-graded. Such a pity.

However, I would like to vote for the German Ms. Asli Bayram, but after much consideration, I think I'll go for Miss Russia, Natalia as the queen and Miss Canada, Natalie, as the runner-up.

La Viva Chunted Chicks de Universe!

Pictures taken from MissUniverse.com